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ABOUT THE DEPARTMENT

An institution above reproach.

The Department of Disorder was established to discharge the functions assigned to it by the relevant authorities. Its mission is to ensure that the orderly randomization of departmental communications proceeds in accordance with established protocols.

The Randomized Security Classification Program is administered by the Office of Determinations, in coordination with the Office of Re-Determinations, and supervised by the Office of the Inspector of Determinations.

PRINCIPLE 01

Procedure

Outcomes are produced according to procedure. Procedure is followed because it is procedure.

PRINCIPLE 02

Documentation

Every determination is recorded. The record is itself a determination, and is classified accordingly.

PRINCIPLE 03

Authority

The Department speaks with one voice. The voice is selected by die roll.